Two brothers are lying in their beds in the dark trying to go to sleep.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: Are you still awake?
Matt: Does it sound like I’m awake?
Brian: I can’t sleep.
Matt: Just close your eyes and try to relax.
Brian: I can’t, my brain won’t let me relax.
Matt: What do you mean?
Brian: It keeps on asking questions that I can’t figure out the answers for.
Matt: Questions? Like what?
Brian: Well… like, why do they give people in First Class hot towels to put on their faces?
Matt: Because it’s refreshing.
Brian: But why don’t they give them to everyone on the plane?
Matt: Because the people in first class pay a lot more money.
Brian: Yeah, but how much money can it cost to heat up a towel? Would it be so hard to give one to everyone on the plane?
Matt: I guess the airlines think so.
Brian: I guess.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: You think they’d heat up a towel for me if I brought my own?
Matt: Maybe. You should ask next time.
Brian: I think I’m going to.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: Why did Dad beat one of his own hookers tonight?
Matt: Because he had to.
Brian: But why did he have to?
Matt: Because she didn’t make enough money this week.
Brian: But was that really her fault?
Matt: Maybe not. But if Dad didn’t rough her up a little bit, then people would think he was getting soft, and then another pimp might try to move in on his hoes.
Brian: I guess that makes sense.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: He hit her pretty hard.
Matt: Yeah.
Brian: Won’t it be harder for her to make money this week with her face that way?
Matt: Well maybe she’ll have to lower her price and sleep with more guys.
Brian: That doesn’t seem fair.
Matt: Life isn’t fair. Like Dad always says, it’s a pimp-slap-hoe world.
Brian: That’s true I guess.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: Do you think Mom will forgive Dad for hitting her so hard?
Matt: She always has before.
Brian: Yeah… You think if she put a hot towel on her face it would take down the swelling?
Matt: Maybe. At the very least it would feel refreshing.
Brian: I think I’m gonna give Mom a hot towel tomorrow.
Matt: You should. Just don’t let Dad see you.
Brian: I won’t.
Brian: Hey Matt?
Matt: Yeah Brian?
Brian: I love you.
Matt: I love you too, Brian.
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